Go on google and type in the following:

[your name] needs
[your name] looks like
[your name] says
[your name] wants
[your name] does
[your name] hates
[your name] asks
[your name] goes
[your name] likes
[your name] eats
[your name] wears
[your name] was arrested for


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Jesse needs some reading spectacles. (I found a whole page dedicated to all sorts of things "jesse needs..." which was weird.

Jesse looks like a hedgehog. (which is true, as of lately)

Jesse says "I'm trippin"

Jesse wants a corndog.

Jesse does Russel Peters?!?!?!

Jesse hates furbies.

Jesse asks what he didn't do. (thats kind of depressing... )

Jesse goes to rehab. D:

Jesse likes drinking. (title of a youtube video)

Jesse eats Habanero Pepper. (The next three were all about 'jesse eating poop and dirt'... and 2/3 were poop...) (uck)

Jesse wears Prada video channel. O.o

Jesse was arrested for walking on a sidewalk.

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Ok, that was mildly amusing, but while we're here - lets do an update of Jesse's life! *drum roll*
I'm officially a high school graduate of Auburn Senior High School after doing two years of normal high school and then two years of running start at Green River Community College.
Now that I nearly have my AA Degree and nothing to do over summer, I've been job hunting.

I have an interview with Hot Topic at 3 o'clock on Thursday, so whoever reads this better keep me reminded. I'm probably going to wear my nice black button up shirt, with a pink tie, and... I'm not sure. Grey slacks don't fit my fancy on that shit. I wish I had something that would compliment a black button-up better because I certainly don't want to wear the typical white shirt, black tie, and black pants... thats horrendous for someone as righteous as me.
I'll be getting that cursed driver's license soon and be driving myself to work like any other 18 yr-old adult with their priorities straight. *sigh* Welcome to the corporate world, and you're climbing up its large intestine to the top. -_-
I can't complain though... who could honestly mind listening to metal the entire time that they're at work and wearing ridiculous animal-themed back-packs with hoods that have ears?
Sounds ok to me.

Whootness!

They all need to fuck the cause.

I forgot my jewelry project at home and had to walk all the way home, in the rain, to get it. And then walk all the way to school. I am completely soaked, head to toe.
"Jesse! what happened?!?!" "I took an invigorating stroll."
I was only ten minutes late for class, which is the good news. So maybe my teacher didn't count me as absent or something.

Water is all over the keyboard. Uhuru.

(7:29:55 PM) Forever yours in love and death: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YES!!!!
(7:30:13 PM) Forever yours in love and death: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
(7:30:36 PM) jESSE: what?
(7:30:53 PM) Forever yours in love and death: HE BROKE UP WITH HIM!!!!!
(7:31:01 PM) jESSE: BAHAHAHAAAAA LMAO
(7:31:27 PM) jESSE: I think thats the first time I ever threw my head back in laughter over an IM. Congratulations.
(7:31:43 PM) Forever yours in love and death: thanks

Girls that lust after gay guys make me fucking laugh my ASS off!
(Forever the lover of someone who isn't in love with her, unTILL death. What're we on now? year... two?)

Okay, so I rocked the house in PE and got 12:28 for my mile and a half run. But I didn't eat anything prior, and I'm kinda feelin' like I'm gunna puke. : P